We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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