Dual....:-)
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
