i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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