dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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