Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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