Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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