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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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