I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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