i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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