just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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