If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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