Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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