love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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