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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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