Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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