I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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