She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Brb crying the tears of my youth
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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