Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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