So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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