I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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