Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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