You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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