even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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