Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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