i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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