like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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