He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
