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(775): View more from Nevada

Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(

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(571): View more from Virginia

i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.

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(516): View more from New York

Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.

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(519): View more from Ontario

This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...

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