this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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