just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
We talked him into tasing himself.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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