So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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