it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I will pee on everything he values.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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