I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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