Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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