But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Randomize
