Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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