Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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