Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
id be glad to
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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