We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
it glows. i had to have it.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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