Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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