I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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