haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
