I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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