I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
