Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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