My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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