apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
