HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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