Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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