Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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