You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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