We should be called the Road Head Warriors
false alarm. still invincible.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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