Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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